So then, the Fudget

I’ve waited a week or so before bothering to comment.  There is just so much, damn what is the word I want here, hyperbole?  Not really what I’m thinking but it is still appropriate.  The Fudget itself is getting a hyperbole driven sales pitch that any retail chain would admire.  The opposition to it getting a massive hyperbole injection via media, students, talk shows and people who don’t quite understand it.  And quite frankly I think this is a seriously flawed Fudget, unleashed upon us by those who think they know what is best for the country.  And that involves the absolute isolation and desecration of the less well off.

I have serious issues with the loss of support to the States for Education and Health.  These are massive amounts of money being ripped from what most people would readily identify as the 2 most important areas that government fund.  I am very concerned at the lack of support for young people and the ideology that underpins this loss of opportunity for independence for young people.  I am absolutely horrified by the removal of the safety net for those who lose their jobs, especially when this very government is effectively taking a chainsaw to the Federal Public Service.  I know what it’s like to have a job ripped out from underneath you.  I’m sure that many other Australians do too.  But I have serious doubts that any of the people who worked on the Fudget ever had.  And what in my view amounts to the opening salvo in a class war between the haves and the have-nots has been fired by this government, elected by the people, for the people.  I think the people are unhappy.

But possibly the worst of it is only just occurring now.  Last night one Liberal parliamentarian told us we should “go to Asia and live like the locals” if we think the Budget is harsh.  I suggest that sitting member should perhaps go there first, live on the streets for 3 months and then send us a postcard on how much he enjoyed it.  Nothing like a bit of first hand experience before advising us.  Then the person who chaired the Commission of Audit which helped the government frame the Fudget said we should “stop complaining” and lashed out at “modern Australian attitudes”.  Remember government of the people, by the people, for the people?  When the people don’t like the policy that you are attempting to implement, then it becomes incumbent on that government to adjust their policy to what the people desire.

Let me put this as plainly as is possible.  The “narrow, sectional” interests that Tony Shepherd is talking about are not the ones being attacked in the Fudget.  They are the ones benefiting from it.  Everyone needs to contribute is part of the mantra being spread about by the government.  So the politicians are on a pay freeze.  That’s a start.  Then a 2% “temporary levy” will be issued on anyone earning above $180,000 per year.  Temporary.  For 2 years.  2%.  That is not what I call a fair share of the heavy lifting.  Say 10% and make it permanent and I may think the load is beginning to be spread evenly.  Can the Defence spending on the over-budget and behind schedule Joint Strike fighters totally and then the Defence department is beginning to carry part of the load.  Can the 1.5% company tax reduction so that companies can carry some of the load.  Leave the Paid Parental scheme exactly as it was and that will reduce some of your nonsensical spending.  Leave the Carbon Tax well alone as it makes no difference whatsoever to Joe and Jill Average despite your overzealous stretching of the truth on how much more for electricity we pay – it’s pure bollocks.  But most of all, do not send politicians out to sell a Budget when they are obviously so full of crap that they cannot explain anything in laymans terms to the people they need to sell it to.  We don’t need slogans, winks, cigars or overinflated self values and egos.  What we need is a bit of honesty.  Some integrity.  Some actual truth would be nice.

But since this is turning into the Fudget emergency we needed to have I can’t see that happening anytime soon.   My greatest wish now is for the Labor, Green and Palmer United parties to have the courage to stand shoulder to shoulder and deny this Budget passage through the Senate.  The whole damn package.  Not bits of it.  No negotiations.  Just say to the LNP that you can take your Fudget and jam it where they sun don’t shine.  It is morally offensive that in the land of the “Fair Go” that this type of garbage is being served up as responsible fiscal policy.  Yet that is what we get.

So to those who voted for this government, I really hope you are loving this.  You got what you deserved from a party that campaigned on slogans with no meat, no policy, no thought, no intelligence and now we have no options.  Were Labor rubbish?  Probably.  Will this government ever be good enough to just be called rubbish?  Unlikely.

And I present to you, the Fudget.

Oh dear.

First impressions are somewhat discouraging to say the least but I’ll try not to explode before I get the fine print from my academia sources, or read the damn thing myself. But right now if I said what I thought of it so far I would just have to censor it out anyway. I’ll just hope I have misunderstood some things. I doubt it though. I might just leave it at that for now.

Belt tightening

It’s something we get told before every Budget. We need to tighten our belts. Costs are up and revenue is down for the Federal Government – we get it every year, and with added hyperbole after each change of government as we get the “they mismanaged the economy” line for their entire first term as an excuse for everything. I’ll get back to why revenue is down in a sec.

So, in preparation for belt tightening 2014 version 1.0, our elected representatives pretty much do what they always and do and come up with a report. Usually they will hire some buddies to write it for them, and that has happened again this time. To make it look more important than ever and make less people actually want to read it, this time it weighs in at 5 kilograms and comes in 5 handy insomnia solving volumes. Now let me just say this. When a 4 page policy is announced 97% of the population will not look at it as it is too long. What chance that Joe & Jane Average will read this weighty tome that makes Tolkien look like a cartoon strip? Since I was being rhetorical I’d best answer that as ZERO. Hell, I am a live away from home person 5 days a week with zero non-online social life at all and even I won’t commit to reading that. Which leaves us with the media to interpret it for us. Obviously the loudest howls will come from those media outlets with affiliation to the opposition parties so I’d suggest reading either The Conversation, Crikey or Get Up for some independent opinion on these things.

From my brief readings so far some of it is acceptable, some of it is dodgy, and the largest component of it is truly bollocks.

Now time for me to go back to why revenue is down. It’s pretty simple and it comes in 2 flavours.

Flavour A which I will call “BumFur Flavour” – tax cuts. We have been given tax cuts by government after government after government. Even when surveys at the local shopping mall said “bugger the tax cut, fix the hospitals and schools” they still gave us tax cuts so they could go to the election and say “the other guys are bad and we gave you a lolly tax cut
‘. Oh yeah, people buy it all the time. “They gave me a $10 tax cut a week“. Yep, then they jacked up the fuel price, train tickets, beer tax, wine tax, your health insurance went up too and somehow you think you are still in front? Moron.

Flavour B which I will call “Bite size chocolate Flavour” – privatisation. We have had highly profitable government run businesses sold off or just dissolved to bring in a single cash injection (in the case of sales) into the coffers. Qantas, Commonwealth Bank, NSW State Lotteries, Telstra, soon to be Medibank Private and the Clean Energy Corporation. Now I hear stupid ideas circulating like privitising HECS debts and the like. Oh yeah, that’s great, that will work brilliantly. I’m sorry, but how stupid are these people? Is it not better to receive an ongoing income than a lump sum once and never again? So here, have a bite size chocolate from the money we raise from selling this profitable government agency and later we will come back and tax the living crap out of you as we have no income anymore. Which probably got spent on directors fees, consultants, travel costs for study tours and the like anyway.

And so next week we come to our Federal Budget where the latest person of limited experience with the real world gets to tell us how we should live our lives. That way we can happily continue to pour massive subsidies into industries run by billionaires and people struggling to get by can have it even harder than they have it now. Because we tighten our belts right? Well, some of us do.

A small instruction for our current Federal Government if I may. Belts go around the waist – not the throat you idiots.